I might nominate that for post of the year.

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She asked for my address and told me she was 'going to send me some cool stationary' right after asking if I was banging anyone at school.

Is it so far fetched?

Quote from PMD9409 :

"You have been a great friend, Happy Valentine's Day!"

Good luck responding to that.

Honestly, I'd get a kick out of that.

Quote from Rappa Z :

I got slapped in the face by the friendzone today, but I can't say I didn't deserve it.

So we went from this to being about 75% positive that she's going to mail me something for Valentine's Day. Do I send something the other way and risk the awkwardness of the other 25%?

The uni roommates don't get why I'm watching NASCAR today.:doh:

When he drives up the banking for a little bit, you can see the patches of mossy grass on the top of the banking.

I guess NASCAR could run their first paved/dirt combo oval.

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I got slapped in the face by the friendzone today, but I can't say I didn't deserve it.

As much as I could bitch about the friendzone, at least people get out of it. I'm now in the fatherzone. I'm pretty sure no one ****s their father.

So what you're saying is they modified the car model so there is an entire track around it?

Why do I have a distinct vision of those spacers vibrating out somehow?

Quote from Klutch :

half the reason i did it because the car is a piece of shit, its a pig.
half the fun is thrashing the **** out of it and not giving a shit

I can sympathize with this. I used to pull the bits off my old '88 Camry station wagon as they rusted because with every missing piece of bodywork it was just that much funnier.

They could've just said "We're adding another deck" and I think we would've gotten the point.

Quote from el pibe :

this is for you ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhF9U98flY

This did genuinely cheer me up, but (be ready for bitchmode) goddamn why did I have to go to the uni that's 80% guys? There's no options here!

edit: He has a video for that....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PirUl41oLX0

Last edited by Rappa Z, Mon, 21 Jan 2013 06:29.

I got slapped in the face by the friendzone today, but I can't say I didn't deserve it.

Quote from el pibe :

She even gives me a bj because i was right.

This made my week.

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and then when i am about to leave, she takes my cellphone and looks at my messages.

But this drives me to ****ing fury. Maybe my standards are too high but if your significant other feels the need to search your phone then I think there's a serious issue somewhere in the relationship.

Fecking hate when cops tailgate you, trying to force a mistake.

:ices_rofl

Quote from UncleBenny :

Just a lame sponsorship announcement, with the way they were hyping it up I was hoping for more. Cheez-It 355 at the Glen has a nice ring to it...or not.

Better than 'Helluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at The Glen'.

Quote from e2mustang :

they brake at green light but fly right thru red ones

I don't get this, it's completely true. Those people who slow down for green lights like an 18 wheeler might come barreling through any second, then gun it to fly through at the tail end of a yellow.

Dinosaur BBQ is the shit please let this happen.

I love these (mainly because I hate BBT), but my god if we keep them and ban Dolan...

I feel like the second one had a definitive punchline and could classify as a normal joke.

Golden Oldie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f ... mbedded&v=lVhYC-HzeT4

New list, all funtime:

Lotus Exige (before the stupid facelift and V6)
Lotus 49
Maserati 250F
Ford GT MkI
Ferrari P4
Ferrari F399
Ferrari 250 GTO
Ariel Atom 300
BMW Brutus
Sauber C11

That guy who steals the bumper is so happy, then they take it away from him.

Quote from Cornys :

Edit3: Oh look Waltrip will be in the 500 again. http://www.swanracingco.com/

Someone to run into Danica for me.